Mon 12 Apr 2010
Quick Bits: Do You Hear What I Hear?
Posted by Clare under Irish slang, living in Ireland, Moving to Ireland, Quick Bits
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Mr. Lepruchaun says: “Open yer ears!”
I’m finding that it’s not always good practice to pretend I understand what someone is saying even when I do not. It’s just that I feel like an idiot when I have to ask someone to repeat themselves again and again because I can’t make sense of their Irish accent. Sometimes it’s just easier to nod my head and act like I know what the person is talking about.
Case in point: Recently I was at the pub with a group of friends. One guy at the table told a sexual joke (half of which I couldn’t even hear). A few minutes later, my friend turned to me and asked me a question. To me, it sounded like this:
“[blah blah blah blah blah blah] hung?”
The only word I understood from his whole sentence was “hung,” which was clearly a reference to the other guy’s tasteless joke, so I just made a face at him and ignored his question. He pressed on.
“[blah blah blah blah blah blah] hung?”
Now he was just being cheeky, I thought. “F*ck off!” I said, laughing. He looked at me, confused. This time he leaned over and spoke louder.
“DID YOU GET YOUR TOWEL RACKS HUNG?”
I realized then he was referring to some bathroom towel racks I had purchased the previous week. He’d driven me to the hardware store in search of them, hence his interest.
“Oh, uh…no,” I responded, red-faced.
Lesson learned: It’s better to ask than to assume, and it’s not always easy being an American in Ireland!
That is something that I can DEFINITELY see happening to me as well…. I am cringing for you but laughing, I must admit! 😛